3) In The Beginning

Witness now the post-sex bed hair of the first scene of In The Beginning, styled in such a way to reflect the location in which he is speaking to Dean:

Compare the bed-hair with the almost normal (!) hair of the following scene. (Observe also the difference in stubble which is far less apparent in this scene) Once again in a public place and having to appear as a normal person, the Cosmic Rays give him a sexy normal, gorgeous messy style that reflects human characteristics:

An interesting example for you now, when Castiel shows that he can hold his own in a hurt!puppy standoff with Dean his softer, more sympathetic side to Dean, his hair appears to soften along with it, finding a curious balance between the usual neat-messy style and the harassed-messy style of the previous episode. See how it makes him appear totally huggable gentler and more innocent:

4) It’s The Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester

Next on the agenda, the most obvious proof of the Cosmic Rays so far (besides the wardrobe repair incident of course). In the first scene of ‘It’s The Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester’, notice how freakin’ gorgeous! bizarrely short looking and immaculate his hair appears. It is far more soldierly. What we are seeing here is the pre-battle warrior!hair:

Pay close attention to the apparent difference in length between the above scene and the next one. Compare also the pure hotness warrior!hair, with the finest example of what can only be described as pure sex!hair (so named because so many people have an inexplicable yet overwhelming urge to run their fingers through it) in the following scene:

Astute fangirls may have noticed that the hot angel!hair truly becomes GORGEOUS teh sex!hair when Castiel opens up and shows trust in Dean. He becomes less aloof and angelic and more lovable than ever human, thus permitting the angel!hair to become the more natural sex!hair:

5) I Know What You Did Last Summer

Moving on to the episode ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer’ observe how when Castiel finds Sam and Dean in the company of a demon and trying to assist the woman they intend to kill, his surprise is so great that it is reflected in the appearance of shocked!hair, characterised by the rather silly way the hair stands out from the head:

(I know, weird right?)

6) Heaven And Hell

See how the mushroom effect vanished in the following episode, just ten seconds on from the previous scene, as Castiel’s mood changes from OMG! surprised to *heartachey* regretful and serious. The hair returns to it’s default state, although slightly deflated to reflect his disappointment:

Finally, observe the hair very closely in the following sequence: We begin with aggressive!hair, as he faces off against demons and threatens Alistair in OMG the HOTTEST Castiel moment so far!. It is far spikier than usual, as though he is literally raising his hackles up:



The totally amazing aggressive!hair rapidly deflates to OMG awwww! scared!hair when Alastair gets the better of him. Note how the spikes deflate and begin to flatten:

Until finally the wind is knocked out of him and his hair and he is knocked to the floor, where all fangirls dream of following:

Following Anna’s recovery of her Grace, the hair displayed an unsurprisingly windswept look:

And witness the change just seconds later, the Cosmic Rays miraculously restore his eternally gorgeous style, but there’s something softer, younger, and sadder in his eyes that is reflected by the sad!hair:

WHY, WHY DID NOBODY HUG HIM?! HOW CAN YOU RESIST THAT WOUNDED PUPPY FACE?!


LOOK AT HIM! WHY WON’T ANYBODY HUG HIM?! HE WANTS A HUG DEAN!

My fellow angel stalkers scholars, we can conclude only one thing from this evidence! And that is….. drumroll please…………….

 

SQUEEEEEEE HOMG THAT IS TEH HAWTEST ANGEL EVARRRRRRR!!! AND HIS HAIR IS TOTALLY TEH SEX!!!

Thank you for attending this squeefest lecture.

Any questions?